Andrew Matheson


Andrew Matheson is a potter and a member of the Royal Birmingham Society of Artists. I was fortunate to be able to visit his studio in the centre of Lichfield a couple of weeks ago.



6 thoughts on “Andrew Matheson

  1. Dear Andrew Matheson, or whatever your name is, I am none other than Detective Tony Pastry of New Scotland Yard. My informant has told me that you are the Red Herring, the notorious art thief. And my informant is very reliable: He recently sold me the Moon for £500 and a pint of mild. He’s very big in NASA, you know. He has also informed me that the Pink Panther films are not fictitious but are in fact a series of documentaries about a real Inspector Clouseau. Since then I have modelled my entire career on Clouseau’s achievements and it has not been easy, I can tell you. If you do not immediately hand yourself in at the nearest police station, I will have to come and put you under arrest.

    • Do nut cum ear wiv you-ur threads. Ay am respec-tible pot-err. Zee smrel iz neurt ‘erring . It iz fiish puy beking in ze keeln.

      I ‘av gud verri sheep pluts on Marrs eef yoeerr re-queer!

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